“Standard procedure,” the detective continued, his hands nervously shuffling through his papers, and then fumbling a pen. “To post bail. In person. For — ah — indiscreet activities in which two people are — ah — that is, indecent public acts of — ahh–”
“Fellatio?” asked Pete, and the poor detective’s head nearly popped off his shoulders.
It’s an old story and I found it accidentally (I have no idea how could I miss it!) and it completely made my shitty day.
Tentoo/Rose and Pete Tyler. Don’t eat or drink while reading. So funny and so in character… in a bit of a cracky way :)