AU Tensimms aka Tenth Doctor x Sam Tyler aka excuse me, I’m being silly
Human!Tensimms (or Dave Tiler x Sam Tyler).
Please note I am in no way trying to imply anything about a secret t-shirt code. They’d never do such a thing. No sirree.
“But I want to watch the game.”
“Nonsense. I think there’s something good on right now. On BBC Three. Think it’s the one where I reduce you to a sobbing wreck.”
“Oh, for fuck’s sake.”